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PostSubject: Worst jokes   Sat Jan 30, 2010 11:16 am


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PostSubject: Re: Worst jokes   Sat Jan 30, 2010 11:49 am

Hear about that new Haitian boy band New Blocks on the Kid?


Horrible, and too soon. But funny.

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PostSubject: Re: Worst jokes   Sat Jan 30, 2010 11:53 am

Someone just made that joke in the Haiti thread.

http://www.againstmeforum.com/discussions-f9/haiti-t3693-30.htm

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PostSubject: Re: Worst jokes   Sat Jan 30, 2010 11:55 am

its not really that funny

not because it's offensive, its just not funny

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PostSubject: Re: Worst jokes   Sat Jan 30, 2010 11:58 am

Its not.

And I usually like really bad offensive jokes.

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PostSubject: Re: Worst jokes   Sat Jan 30, 2010 12:01 pm

....shame....

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PostSubject: Re: Worst jokes   Sat Jan 30, 2010 12:05 pm

I happen to be the king of telling bad jokes, especially while drunk:

What did the farmer say when his tractor was missing?
Where's my tractor?


Two cows are in a field, one cow say to the other cow, "Moo."
The other cow says "holy fuck that's what I was gonna say."


Two apples are in an oven.
One apple says to the other apple, "man it sure is hot in here"
The other apple says, "AHHHH!! A talking apple!!!"

Also dead baby jokes are a personal favorite
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PostSubject: Re: Worst jokes   Sat Jan 30, 2010 12:17 pm

What do you call a black guy flying a plane?

A pilot you fucking racist!

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PostSubject: Re: Worst jokes   Sun Jan 31, 2010 9:01 pm

I think the Haiti joke is absolutely fucking hilarious
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PostSubject: Re: Worst jokes   Mon Feb 01, 2010 11:05 am

Check my humor.

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