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Clint
Baby, I'm an Anarchist!
 Number of posts: 1610
Age: 21
Location: From Worcester to Boston
Cool Points: 1537
Reputation: 32
Registration date: 2008-06-11
 |  Subject: Worst jokes  Sat Jan 30, 2010 11:16 am | |
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You're like a picture on the fridge that's never stocked with food
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TheMutinyRunsOnMilkshakes
Dear Shithead
Number of posts: 6
Location: Portland
Cool Points: 223
Reputation: 1
Registration date: 2010-01-30
| | Subject: Re: Worst jokes Sat Jan 30, 2010 11:49 am | |
| Hear about that new Haitian boy band New Blocks on the Kid?
Horrible, and too soon. But funny.
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Death scares me more than dying
Lust scares me more than love
Reason scares me more than God
Chaos scares me more than order
Anarchy scares me more than authority
Rebellion scares me more than conformity
I am obsessed with fear
And bored with comfort.
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ThusSpokeYourFace
Baby, I'm an Anarchist!
 Number of posts: 1638
Age: 19
Location: dirty third coast
Cool Points: 2278
Reputation: 102
Registration date: 2009-04-26
| | Subject: Re: Worst jokes Sat Jan 30, 2010 11:53 am | |
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"Guns can't kill what soldiers can't see"
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Mike
Ninja Warrior
Number of posts: 3150
Age: 21
Location: MN
Cool Points: 2526
Reputation: 111
Registration date: 2008-04-26
| | Subject: Re: Worst jokes Sat Jan 30, 2010 11:55 am | |
| its not really that funny
not because it's offensive, its just not funny
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never stop
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ThusSpokeYourFace
Baby, I'm an Anarchist!
Number of posts: 1638
Age: 19
Location: dirty third coast
Cool Points: 2278
Reputation: 102
Registration date: 2009-04-26
| | Subject: Re: Worst jokes Sat Jan 30, 2010 11:58 am | |
| Its not.
And I usually like really bad offensive jokes.
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"Guns can't kill what soldiers can't see"
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TheMutinyRunsOnMilkshakes
Dear Shithead
Number of posts: 6
Location: Portland
Cool Points: 223
Reputation: 1
Registration date: 2010-01-30
| | Subject: Re: Worst jokes Sat Jan 30, 2010 12:01 pm | |
| ....shame....
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Death scares me more than dying
Lust scares me more than love
Reason scares me more than God
Chaos scares me more than order
Anarchy scares me more than authority
Rebellion scares me more than conformity
I am obsessed with fear
And bored with comfort.
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cooljayhu
Drinkin' Irish tonight!
Number of posts: 604
Age: 23
Location: Edmonton, Alberta
Cool Points: 1072
Reputation: 14
Registration date: 2009-08-25
| | Subject: Re: Worst jokes Sat Jan 30, 2010 12:05 pm | |
| I happen to be the king of telling bad jokes, especially while drunk:
What did the farmer say when his tractor was missing?
Where's my tractor?
Two cows are in a field, one cow say to the other cow, "Moo."
The other cow says "holy fuck that's what I was gonna say."
Two apples are in an oven.
One apple says to the other apple, "man it sure is hot in here"
The other apple says, "AHHHH!! A talking apple!!!"
Also dead baby jokes are a personal favorite |
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Johnny99
Ninja Warrior
Number of posts: 2406
Age: 22
Location: NY
Cool Points: 2298
Reputation: 106
Registration date: 2008-06-15
| | Subject: Re: Worst jokes Sat Jan 30, 2010 12:17 pm | |
| What do you call a black guy flying a plane?
A pilot you fucking racist!
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"I remember wishing that God would send some angels and blow this whole fuckin town right into the sea"
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Knate
Drinkin' Irish tonight!
Number of posts: 999
Age: 21
Location: Tavares, FL
Cool Points: 1539
Reputation: 58
Registration date: 2009-06-17
| | Subject: Re: Worst jokes Sun Jan 31, 2010 9:01 pm | |
| I think the Haiti joke is absolutely fucking hilarious |
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SirIan
Ninja Warrior
Number of posts: 2397
Location: Orlando, FL
Cool Points: 2985
Reputation: 100
Registration date: 2009-03-09
| | Subject: Re: Worst jokes Mon Feb 01, 2010 11:05 am | |
| Check my humor. _________________  | Knate wrote: | | I always had a thing for Ian. |
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