The Relationship Thread

JoshRaymond · Subject: Re: The Relationship Thread Sun May 10, 2009 12:13 pm

true guess im a vagina

Ana · Subject: Re: The Relationship Thread Sun May 10, 2009 12:13 pm

No, you're still a dick =)

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JoshRaymond · Subject: Re: The Relationship Thread Sun May 10, 2009 12:15 pm

and you still have no balls

Ana · Subject: Re: The Relationship Thread Sun May 10, 2009 12:16 pm

Gonads. They're called ovaries, sir, and they're magnificent!

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JoshRaymond · Subject: Re: The Relationship Thread Sun May 10, 2009 12:17 pm

until you have to get one cut out

Ana · Subject: Re: The Relationship Thread Sun May 10, 2009 12:19 pm

and YOU get a dried up nut sack.

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JoshRaymond · Subject: Re: The Relationship Thread Sun May 10, 2009 12:23 pm

haha exactly, then your only option is to cut the cock off as well and switch teams

Ana · Subject: Re: The Relationship Thread Sun May 10, 2009 12:24 pm

You don't have to do that, but I guess you would.

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JoshRaymond · Subject: Re: The Relationship Thread Sun May 10, 2009 12:31 pm

no you have to

Ana · Subject: Re: The Relationship Thread Sun May 10, 2009 12:40 pm

I dont.

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Johnny99 · Subject: Re: The Relationship Thread Sun May 10, 2009 2:36 pm

lex wrote:

I'd like to beat up someone once in my life. Someone that really deserved it, just to know what it felt like.

if it is really worth it you still feel good about it the next day,
but if it was kind of dumb you feel like a real douche for a few days.

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Ross · Subject: Re: The Relationship Thread Tue May 12, 2009 4:24 am

There's something about seeing your ex with another guy for the first time since you were dating. You never quite get used to it.

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cooljayhu wrote:

Tim wrote:

I see a giant bears head above a doorway. What?

Canada.

hyperballad · Subject: Re: The Relationship Thread Tue May 12, 2009 4:42 am

That guy I shared my first kiss with might have a girlfriend. I was upset at first, but then I just kinda started to think it was hilarious, since it seems like something like that WOULD happen to me.

Ross · Subject: Re: The Relationship Thread Tue May 12, 2009 7:36 am

Oww, haha. I guess "oops" is an order there, if his girl finds out he'll be in trouble!

Ahh. Anyway, now what I came here to winge about...

Ross wrote:

There's something about seeing your ex with another guy for the first time since you were dating. You never quite get used to it.

...and a massive three hours later she texts me and starts kicking up a fuss about how she doesn't like being seen as my ex and wants to be a friend and bleugh bleugh bleugh I don't know.

HELLO? RUBY? ARE YOU READING THIS? HOW COULD YOU HAVE KNOWN TO TEXT ME RIGHT THEN, EH?

Haha, I joke. Either way I'm thinking about her again now and don't want to. She's dangerous and although she's not talking about anything more than friendship, I can't say I totally trust her judging by her past, and personally I don't think I'm over her enough to be able to keep a straight face around her for more than a couple of hours. Mostly though, I don't want to mess up what I have with my girlfriend.

/diary

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cooljayhu wrote:

Tim wrote:

I see a giant bears head above a doorway. What?

Canada.

Ana · Subject: Re: The Relationship Thread Tue May 12, 2009 12:35 pm

I dislike the term "ex". The 'e' is so unnecessary.

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